‘Merry Everything’ to All My Friends
By Jim Willis on Dec 20, 2007 in Society & Culture | Printable Version
To all my Democrat friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To all my Republican friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Thanks to Annie Bleuer for sending this to me.
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Roger Thornhill | Dec 20, 2007 | Reply
Hysterical
The Democratic reply must have been written by a lawyer who specialized in disclaimers. To my Dem Friends (like I have any), or to people who wish me “happy holidays” I reply: “Happy whatever you’re having”. To a Merry Christmas, I always reply, Have A Blessed Christmas.
I’ve seen liberals cringe in the mall as I loudly wish folks the traditional Christmas greeting.
Merry Christmas, y’all.
Roger Thornhill
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